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There's only so many things you can care about in a day, and Josh McDaniels is never going to be one of them.
— Michael Wilbon, May 12, 2020
Brian
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Creating a conspiracy theory with Brian about Japan having faster-than-light space travel!

Melissa
Against the Octopus

If every animal is special, and each one has its own, unique intelligence, then why should we be any more enamored of the octopus than, say, the clownfish or the clam?

Brian
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№ 123 Pet Names

No, not cute names for each other: the best names to give a pet. Or a working animal. Or a plant. Or anything, really, who knows what will show up on this list.

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Brian sang rock-a-bye-baby to Amber in the voice of the Swedish Chef as he swung her around, and she giggled uproariously.

Melissa
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Lydia, while you were sleeping we tattooed a wolf on your butt. And if you don't believe me, you can go show your butt to your mother and ask her.

Brian

I never listen to the haters. And it's a good thing, because they're never right.

Brian

Brian brought Penny to sit on our bed, and she just started laughing with delight and shaking from side to side in her happiness at seeing us.

Melissa

Brian beat me by one point in Terraforming Mars, but then as we were putting the game away we discovered a card that gave me an extra two points which I'd forgotten to count.

Melissa

Brian playing with the girls on the mattress--letting them walk up his legs, body slamming, crawling under each other.

Melissa
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