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You're the least of my worries.
See when a word was first used in print. Turns out I'm as old as "nano-bot", "gangsta rap", and "air quotes".
Lydia taking her first shower by herself, and enjoying it immensely. "I love you, Mommy." Dancing to music afterwards.
Holland Farm with the family. The corn pit; striding through the corn maze with Lydia and Ruth; the picnic by the car; sending Lydia and Amber on the zipline, each by herself; rolling through the big pipe with the girls giggling and trying to stay upright; the picnic at Bucee's.
Melissa: I mocked it at first, but I've come to accept it.
Brian: Hey, that kind of describes our marriage!
Analysts find the best scenario for economy emerges when a Democrat is President, but Republicans control Congress.
It depends on what you mean by "the economy". GDP? Stock market performance? Decreasing the poverty rate?
Melissa: It's Friday night, what do you want to do?
Brian: Curl up with a sexy...book. But not Facebook. Facebook's a hussy.
You should never assume that Google is in the right, but Oracle is always wrong.
Folding the church laundry with Lydia. She helped because she wanted to.
Singing "Do You Want to Be a Bullfrog?" as a family at the dinner table (to the tune of "Do You Want To Build a Snowman?")
My band: Wee Wee Wonky Bomb
His [President Warren G. Harding's] speeches left the impression of an army of pompous phrases moving over the landscape in search of an idea; sometimes these meandering words would actually capture a straggling thought and bear it triumphantly as a prisoner in their midst, until it died of servitude and overwork.
In the animated movie Hercules, I wonder why Disney used the Greek name for the ruler of the underworld, Hades, and not his Latin name, Pluto?
So next time someone tells you we shouldn't be eating food that's been genetically modified, you can tell them we already are.
Nikita Prokopov: The most important feature of Sublime Text