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Melissa: If I wear that, peo­ple will think I’m gay.

Brian: They won’t think that with a hunk like me walk­ing be­side you!

Melissa

At the Hutt house, play­ing with Amber and keep­ing Lydia com­pany while she used the re­stroom.

Melissa

Melissa: He’s got a sexy, smol­der­ing look.

Brian: Yep, that’s what you want in a doc­tor.

Melissa
№ 131 Cereals: Revisited

The first ce­re­als episode is jus­ti­fi­ably a clas­sic, but this time we’re do­ing it right. Lots of re­search went into this one, but don’t worry; there are still a lot of in­cor­rect choices.

The girls dressed in princess dresses, sweetly singing happy birth­day to me while I lay in bed ❤️

Melissa
№ 130 Mobile Sushi Restaurants

Do you live in Mobile, Alabama and need sushi restau­rant rec­om­men­da­tions? No? Probably skip this one then.

Brian do­ing a ridicu­lously en­er­getic and hi­lar­i­ous dance to Wiggle Through the Night”, a song on the girls’ mi­cro­phone

Melissa

Trying to guess the names of clas­si­cal mu­sic tunes; laugh­ing be­cause Brian tried to sound ed­u­cated so many times

Melissa

Laughing with Brian while watch­ing Baggage” with Jomboy and Jake on YouTube

Melissa
Github Archive Program

On 02/02/2020 GitHub cap­tured a snap­shot of every ac­tive pub­lic repos­i­tory. Those mil­lions of re­pos were then archived to hard­ened film de­signed to last for 1,000 years, and stored in the GitHub Arctic Code Vault in a de­com­mis­sioned coal mine deep be­neath an Arctic moun­tain in Svalbard, Norway.

Brian

A Leaf For My Boo, Adam’s au­to­bi­og­ra­phy

Melissa

Doing the sand­wich song with the girls, one par­ent hold­ing the feet and the other their hands

Melissa
№ 129 Cheeses

Melissa fi­nally hosted a cheese party. Brian got a new fa­vorite cheese.

Laughing with Brian while read­ing My Immortal

Melissa

Is that how we want to raise our chil­dren? As ele­phant racists?

Brian

Looks like you’re faced with Sophie’s Choice: do you shoot your peanut but­ter child, or your choco­late child?

Brian

Church soft­ball game–Brian hit re­ally well each time at bat, and later got Philip Wedge out be­tween first and sec­ond base.

Brian
№ 128 Conspiracy Theories (Part 2)

Brian and Melissa wrap up the con­spir­acy the­ory dis­cus­sion. Melissa re­veals the the­ory she be­lieved un­til this year and Brian re­veals the one the­ory he be­lieves.

Koserstag 2020

Brian, Melissa, Lydia, Amber, Penny
№ 127 Conspiracy Theories (Part 1)

Melissa and Brian dis­cuss con­spir­acy the­o­ries in gen­eral, and start the list of their fa­vorites. Part 2 will fol­low in a cou­ple week, un­less they get to us.

Daughter sand­wich song with the girls right be­fore bed

Melissa

Beating Michael and Esther at Wingspan on our first playthrough

Melissa
There’s only so many things you can care about in a day, and Josh McDaniels is never go­ing to be one of them.
— Michael Wilbon, May 12, 2020
Brian

Creating a con­spir­acy the­ory with Brian about Japan hav­ing faster-than-light space travel!

Melissa
Against the Octopus

If every an­i­mal is spe­cial, and each one has its own, unique in­tel­li­gence, then why should we be any more en­am­ored of the oc­to­pus than, say, the clown­fish or the clam?

Brian
№ 123 Pet Names

No, not cute names for each other: the best names to give a pet. Or a work­ing an­i­mal. Or a plant. Or any­thing, re­ally, who knows what will show up on this list.

Brian sang rock-a-bye-baby to Amber in the voice of the Swedish Chef as he swung her around, and she gig­gled up­roar­i­ously.

Melissa

Lydia, while you were sleep­ing we tat­tooed a wolf on your butt. And if you don’t be­lieve me, you can go show your butt to your mother and ask her.

Brian

I never lis­ten to the haters. And it’s a good thing, be­cause they’re never right.

Brian

Brian brought Penny to sit on our bed, and she just started laugh­ing with de­light and shak­ing from side to side in her hap­pi­ness at see­ing us.

Melissa

Brian beat me by one point in Terraforming Mars, but then as we were putting the game away we dis­cov­ered a card that gave me an ex­tra two points which I’d for­got­ten to count.

Melissa

Brian play­ing with the girls on the mat­tress–let­ting them walk up his legs, body slam­ming, crawl­ing un­der each other.

Melissa

Coronavirus Will Change Our Lives

Brian

I don’t think Jesus was pay­ing for the bod­ies. Those are a bonus.

Brian

Eating lunch at Michael and Esther’s house af­ter play­ing at the park, and Brian just looked so manly and gor­geous.

Melissa
№ 119 Movies 2019

Melissa and Brian share their fa­vorite and least fa­vorite movies they first viewed in 2019.

It was 8:30 at night, and Brian and I had­n’t eaten. I had wanted to make burg­ers, but it just kept get­ting later and later as we tried to get the kids into bed at a de­cent hour. Finally they were down, but since it was so late I con­sid­ered just scroung­ing. Brian, self-sac­ri­fic­ing that he is, said that would be fine with him. I felt dis­sat­is­fied with how the night was turn­ing out, and af­ter a minute of in­ter­nal de­bate de­clared I was go­ing to make the burg­ers any­way. He looked so pleased, I knew I’d made the right de­ci­sion.

Melissa