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Brian sang rock-a-bye-baby to Amber in the voice of the Swedish Chef as he swung her around, and she gig­gled up­roar­i­ously.

Melissa

Lydia, while you were sleep­ing we tat­tooed a wolf on your butt. And if you don’t be­lieve me, you can go show your butt to your mother and ask her.

Brian

I never lis­ten to the haters. And it’s a good thing, be­cause they’re never right.

Brian

Brian brought Penny to sit on our bed, and she just started laugh­ing with de­light and shak­ing from side to side in her hap­pi­ness at see­ing us.

Melissa

Brian beat me by one point in Terraforming Mars, but then as we were putting the game away we dis­cov­ered a card that gave me an ex­tra two points which I’d for­got­ten to count.

Melissa

Brian play­ing with the girls on the mat­tress–let­ting them walk up his legs, body slam­ming, crawl­ing un­der each other.

Melissa

Coronavirus Will Change Our Lives

Brian

I don’t think Jesus was pay­ing for the bod­ies. Those are a bonus.

Brian

Eating lunch at Michael and Esther’s house af­ter play­ing at the park, and Brian just looked so manly and gor­geous.

Melissa
№ 119 Movies 2019

Melissa and Brian share their fa­vorite and least fa­vorite movies they first viewed in 2019.

It was 8:30 at night, and Brian and I had­n’t eaten. I had wanted to make burg­ers, but it just kept get­ting later and later as we tried to get the kids into bed at a de­cent hour. Finally they were down, but since it was so late I con­sid­ered just scroung­ing. Brian, self-sac­ri­fic­ing that he is, said that would be fine with him. I felt dis­sat­is­fied with how the night was turn­ing out, and af­ter a minute of in­ter­nal de­bate de­clared I was go­ing to make the burg­ers any­way. He looked so pleased, I knew I’d made the right de­ci­sion.

Melissa

One Sentence From Each of the First 10 Books Read by the Podcast 372 Pages We’ll Never Get Back That Sums Up that Respective Book

Melissa

Shen Yun per­for­mance with Brian

Melissa

Playing with Lydia and Amber on Saturday morn­ing, car­ry­ing them in our arms and treat­ing them like ba­bies. They loved it, and were so sweet, cute, and gig­gly.

Melissa

Naked came I out of my moth­er’s womb, and naked I shall come into the liv­ing room.

Brian
№ 118 372 Adventure

Brian self­ishly recorded a pod­cast for him­self and Melissa. And Ben De Bono of The Sci-Fi Christian. And maybe Matt Anderson of The Sci-Fi Christian. Only for fans of the pod­cast 372 Pages We’ll Never Get Back, any­way.

№ 117 Books 2019

Melissa and Brian dis­cuss their fa­vorite books read from 2019. And their least fa­vorite.

Goodreads rec­om­men­da­tions need work

Brian

Eating lunch with the fam­ily at the table. Everyone was happy and con­tent, eat­ing well with­out com­plain­ing, and we read Little House. It’s the most peace­ful and con­tent I’ve felt in a long time.

Melissa

Melissa: If every­one in the con­gre­ga­tion is in the choir, who will they sing to?

Brian: God. Boom! Mic dropped.

Melissa

You know what they say, love is an ac­tion. Also known as sex.

Brian

Podcasting with Brian for the first time since Penny was born

Melissa

Christmas Letter 2019

Brian, Melissa, Lydia, Amber, Penny

My dream: I dreamed about poop and the up­side-down world

Lydia

Mine and Amber’s sand­wich: Wolf and Moon Jelly

Lydia

My movie: Cats Poop Everywhere But Not in the House”

Lydia

My movie: Insulation Monkey”

Lydia

Six Degrees of Ioan Gruffud

Brian

When will I see the Sun?

Melissa

The fun­ni­est word is hornk”.

Brian

My game: Hippos Are Dead: Bad Guys Don’t Like Animals”

Lydia