One Sentence From Each of the First 10 Books Read by the Podcast 372 Pages We’ll Never Get Back That Sums Up that Respective Book Melissa · February 13th, 2020 It probably goes without saying that I had a massive cyber-crush on Art3mis. — Ernest Cline, Ready Player One, p.35 The government has been spying on all of us our whole lives, but at least we get to have our favorite snacks. — Ernest Cline, Armada, p.212 Eyeing a slender female crouched alone at a nearby bench, Grignr advanced wishing to wholesomely occupy his time. — Jim Theis, The Eye of Argon, ch.2 ‘Not a fetching woman,’ Jake said to himself. — William Shatner, Tekwar, p.182 If the hope of an individual seeking human connection is to merge his or her mind’s pursuit with the common interests of society, they might soon find themselves shorn while crooning, BAHHH-BAHHH-BILDERBERG. — Sean Penn, Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff, p.15 I, Titus Uno, Certified Public Accountant, Forensic Certified Public Accountant, and Chartered Global Management Accountant, decided that I, Titus Uno, Certified Public Accountant, Forensic Certified Public Accountant, and Chartered Global Management Accountant, needed a global designation to be recognized and respected worldwide, so I, Titus Uno, Certified Public Accountant, Forensic Certified Public Accountant, and Chartered Global Management Accountant, earned the Chartered Global Management Accountant designation. — Dwight David Thrash, The Forensic Certified Public Accountant and the Cremated 64-SQUARES Financial Statements, p.7-8 We may have lost eight hours and fifteen minutes, partner, but we gained seven days of mystery, drama, excitement, compassion, horror, and romance along with many, many other words that could never explain the trip we took, trucking through time. — Charles E. Harris, Trucking Through Time, p.329 She wraps her arms around herself and approaches the wastebasket with caution. — E. L. James, The Mister, p.85 He found his uncle and Sir Nathaniel in the study, having an early cup of tea, amplified to the dimensions of a possible breakfast. — Bram Stoker, The Lair of the White Worm, p.97 ‘You,’ Franjean offered haughtily as Thorn restored vision to his own eyes, ‘smell.’ — Chris Claremont, Shadow Moon, p.389