About

Christian. Husband. Father. Reader. Writer. Programmer. Podcaster. Brian jug­gles many hats. When he’s not mix­ing metaphors, you might find him making lists, exploiting the power of three, or writ­ing in the third per­son.

Melissa is a house­wife by day, tak­ing care of a baby and keep­ing a house in or­der. By night, she’s a house­wife tak­ing care of a baby and keep­ing her house and hus­band in or­der. In the midst of all that, she still finds time to nerd over games, books, and TV shows.

Lydia is the oldest little girl in the house. She likes books, games, and everything purple. When she grows up she's going to be a doctor, a dentist, a barber, a baker, and a pilot.

Always keep an eye on Amber. She can make the best grumpy face in the business, and arguably the brightest smile.

Penny is the newest Koser (for now). She's into sloths, apples, and sloths named Apple.